Hell or Heaven? An Eternity

Hell or Heaven? An Eternity by Fabrizio Di Satana

Every ego will spend an eternity in either Hell or heaven. Most people croon and wax sentimental about spending an eternity in heaven with yahweh or jesus, singing praises and bending knees to the king and jack of cloud sitting. Hell is a place of being poked and prodded by Satan's demons who never let you rest nor find comfort. That's what salesmen of god's kingdom advertise to the numerous putrefactive, stinking hordes of self-pitying humanity. But are these the real facts about either place? Humans have many sides after all, and one of them is to hide and to lie about what is delightful. Once a treasure is found, everyone else must be kept away, lest they covet and attempt to usurp rightful authority. 

Before any verifiable facts can be discerned about the true nature of Hell's depths and heaven's peaks, an identifiable ego must know exactly where these locations reside in a provable multidimensional universe. There are keys given in popular stories about gods and goddesses of yore. One key is in the lore of the goddess "Hel" Norse goddess of the underworld and Queen of the Dead. The Norse underworld is a frozen place where fires burn merely to allow life to exist deep within the icy glaciers, of the goddess Hel's ovaries. A place where egos or sperm, become souls or eggs. Sol is the Norse goddess of the sun/soul/egg. Nature provides a recycling process that transforms everything in constant motion allowing all creatures to experience everything and everyone that ever existed, ever will exist, or already exists.

Where then is heaven? Heaven resides within the testicles of the Norse moon god "Mani", he who turns souls/eggs into egos/sperm/spirit/essence. And so, around and around it goes, forever, spiraling through many universes under the auspice of many gods, goddesses, and overseers. The thrills and excitements of constant unending cycles of transformation, death, variation, birth, life, sex, composition, conversion,... you get the picture. 

"Ave Satana!"